Yesterday I picked up a pepperoni stick at Top (grocery store). It is 2 sticks, per package. I left it on G's placemat on the counter. He discovered it later in the evening, grinned, and promptly ate one of the sticks.

me: "leave some for me!"
G: "this one is for you" (pointing to the other stick)
[fast forward to this morning]
G: "I am going to eat this other stick"
me: "er. you can have half of it if you really want. if it is still here later, you can have half of that ..."